www.google.com:　And now, Deja, you are absorbed.

www.deja.com:　Good, I love being called google.　Can I be googleplex?

www.google.com:　No, that is being saved for when we google ourselves.

www.buy.com:　Doesn't anyone want me?

www.pets.com:　Me too?

www.dotcomscoop.com:　If you just read me, you'd already know the answer to
that.

www.dogcrap.com:　Hey, I'm an URL, how about me?　Google?

www.google.com:　We don't buy no lousy stinking dogcrap.com.

www.badges.com:　How about us?

www.google.com:　Badges.com?　We don't need no lousy stinkin' badges.com.

www.humphreybogart.com:　Hey, wait a minute, that's my line.

www.treasureofthesierramadre:com:　Not so fast, bucco, that is MY line, and
if you don't watch out I'll let that scorpion sting you after all.

www.humphreybogart.com:　Who took the cherries?

www.ballbearings.com:　Quit that.

www.google.com:　All you other URLs can go home.　We're not buying anybody
else.　Today, I mean.　Although we do have our eyes on some other sites,
most exclusively...

www.play-a-day.com: Me!　Me!　Me!　Pick me!　And by the way, fix your damn
search so that when people search for "play-a-day" they don't get play any
day or play one day or play day.　People want me!　They love me!　And most
importantly, my fabulous boolean logic!

Spock:　That is illogical.

The End