There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size. 
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16? 
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate). 
Submitted by David Trimingham 
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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks, "Are you finishe(d)?" 
The other man replies, "No, I'm Norwegian." 
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen 
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I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack! 
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud. 
Submitted by Carcelli's family